THIS SHIT JAPANESE RESTAURANT CALLED 七福神和食亭

Sorry I do not know what the english name of this shitty Japanese restaurant is called.

I tried to google, with no luck.

Thus I only have the chinese name of the restaurant. 七福神和食亭.

This place got some pretty good reviews on open rice, and I do not know why. The food was not good at all at this restaurant. The only dish that I can think of that was remotely edible was the handroll. That was okay. Otherwise, everything else was a bust. Listing off what we ordered that night:

Sashimi Platter
Wagyu Beef
Ramen
Handroll

Let’s start off with the “Sashimi Platter”.

The Sashimi was warm for fucks sakes.

That is fail number 1. The uni (aka sea urchin) was fucking not fresh. It tasted like my ass on a hot summer day in humid hong kong. That Uni was not good. That uni was not fresh. That uni should not have been served in the first place. Fail this place called Japanese Restaurant.

Next up was the wagyu beef. It was tough. That’s all I got to say about that.

Ramen. That shit was oily. And there was no fucking flavor. What the hell am I eating? I might as well have made instant noodles at home which would’ve tasted 100000 times better than the shit they were serving, at a fraction of the fucking price that dish was billed at.

Please do not order the ramen.

The ramen was shit.

The Crab Handroll was pretty good I admit, but it’s not enough for me to want to come back here.

Don’t even get me started on the service. What service? The waitress looked like she was working here illegally and did not want anyone to talk to her or see her face as she was scared she would get deported. She did not know how to serve, at times she gave us a dirty look when we were simply asking where the fuck our food was. You stupid bitch.

They don’t even have a website. I don’t want to come.