Shitty, bad, dining experience.
I am sure we’ve all experienced in one time or another.
Well for Choi, there are several things that fucking makes him mad at a restaurant. Those are:
- When online reviews says the restaurant is good but we have a different experience
- Making him wait – to get into restaurant and the food
- Shitty customer service
- Shitty food – this is a given right
This stupid ass Guangzhou Chinese Restaurant managed to check off all the fucking boxes.
# 1 – Online reviews says its good
The reason why we chose this stupid restaurant was due to Dianping which is like open rice in Hong Kong (or yelp in Canada).
Well this stupid restaurant which appears to have no english name had high ratings so we decided to give it a try.
Needless to say the online reviews are all bullshit, given the shit we had to endure (see next three points).
# 2 – Making Choi wait
Located in the party pier of Guangzhou this shitty ass restaurant is hard to get to. Hard as fuck, even the taxi drivers got lost.
So fuck you already.
Secondly, upon arrival we were told we had to wait 45 minutes. It was 8PM already. I HATE waiting for food.
So by now, I was already annoyed as fuck but since life Boss was there I calmed myself down.
But I guess this is a good sign right? It must mean there is a lot of people inside?
Well that’s a fuck no.
#3 – Horrible customer service
Sat down, and I saw all these empty tables. WHAT THE FUCK AM I WAITING FOR?
Why couldn’t you just sit everyone at once?
Trying to make your place look damn busy huh?
You probably did this because of your lousy food.
# 4 – The shit ass food
Yes the food is shit.
Let’s tear this shit one by one:
- First dish was frog legs. ACTUALLY this dish was not too bad. But there were a lot of bones though. The ones I’ve had in Vietnam had a lot of meat, little bones. So maybe you guys just source it from a shitty farmer but yes even thought the taste was not bad the quality of the frog legs was shit.
- This beef..had so much potential. I mean judging from the pictures this looks good, juicy and fresh right? Well fuck you no sir. This shit was tough as hell. I thought I was chewing gum. With beef juice coming out. Fuck you I could not swallow once single piece of your shitty ass quality beef. Fuck you seriously. I wanted 45 minutes for this shit????! Gawd I am so angry.
- Our eggplant. Sorry let me change that. BURNT EGGPLANT. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT? IS YOUR CHEF A SUMMER STUDENT FROM THE STREET OF SHITTY ASS FOOD? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
- Only decent dish and it was damn peas. I probably could have made a better dish with frozen vegetables anyways.
The drinks were good.
Probably means only the bartenders are legit here.
Everyone else including the fucking chef are newbs that just graduated from high school.
This place is so shit.
Don’t come here.
Written from Hong Kong, Home on March 13, 2018