Had a horrible dining experience at Bayleaf Hotel’s 9 Spoon Restaurant.
For those that don’t know, some of my pet peeves while dining out are as follows:
- Rude / Slow Service
- Food not tasty
- Being lied to
This place checked off 2.5 / 3.
So let’s start this post off with a big FUCK YOU 9 Spoons.
I originally came here to chill at the sky bar (more on that later), until the hostess said the sky bar was only for drinks. The fuck? You telling me people can’t order food up there? Okay fine whatever. I read online that 9 Spoons was pretty good too so sure, let’s try it out.
Time to order some shitty food.
Sat down and ordered the following dishes:




To be honest the food wasn’t that bad overall. What was fucking terrible was the slow service.
I waited 20 LONG ASS MINUTES for my roast pork.
like for fuck sakes, come one man. You just dump some pork into a soup, and that’s it. THAT’S FUCKING IT.
Why it take so long? Pretty fucking sure you forgot my order.
Saved by a lovely girl.
The dinner though was sort of saved by this lovely, cute girl that started singing.
But then it all went downhill when I proceeded to check out the sky bar (without ordering anything mind you).
The fuck! People were eating! People were drinking! People were doing both!
MOTHERFUCKERS I was supposed to eat here.


Written from Hong Kong, Home on September 20, 2017