SHOVELING SNOW

So here’s a question for your home owners.

How do you shovel snow without breaking your back?

Jeebuz, everytime I shovel snow I have to lie down for half a day because my back is aching.

Should I be warming up beforehand? Should I be investing in a snow blower? does that shit really help? I mean part of my problem is also my driveway is iced like a motherfucker. So I don’t think a snow blower would help?

Gawd, my back hurts right now.

Baby boss needs to grow up faster so she can shovel the snow instead of me.

I am old.

Written from Toronto, Feb 14, 2021