WHEN SHE WANTS TO BREAK YOUR KNEES AGAIN

Another instance when Life Boss tried to break my knees. 

A 7.5 pure uphill climb oh my god. Seriously.  Sea to Sky mountain, hill, whatever it’s called. I don’t know, just know that she is out to break my knees.

And we didn’t bring much food. Because you know, you need energy to climb this beast .

Nope. No actual food.

Only had sour keys to survive on.

Fuck my life.

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Saw this warning sign and I knew my life was over:

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She doesn’t look happy but I swear she was laughing inside because I was going to be in a lot pain.

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And lot’s of pain I went through.

Half and hour into this painful hike and I see this sign:

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………

fml

A TOTAL OF 7.5 KM?

Now this is just getting out of hand!

What made it worse is when I think I am near the end of the hike, I see these stupid ass signs that are not giving me any motivation what so fucking ever.

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Why is life boss smiling you ask!?

GOOD QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU SMILING. How is this even enjoyable?

Shittttttt.

At that very moment, when I thought my knees were going to pop, we got this beautiful view which for a second I thought  made this brutal climb worth it:

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Oops wrong picture. Sorry that is just our fucking trail.

Hold on. Let me find the scenic pictures.

Oh.

THERE WAS NO FUCKING SCENIC PHOTOS because the whole trek was just pure uphill with tall ass trees. COULDN’T SEE SHIT!

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After what seems like a freaking eternity (aka 3 hours), we saw another sign.

This sign was different than the others.

This one actually gave me hope. Hope about life.

THIS SIGN INDICATED THE END OF THE DAMN HIKE.

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Can’t believe I survived this.

And even though we didn’t get any good views during the hike, we did get some at the end of it.

Which I guess sort of makes it worth it?

No fuck me what I am talking about, no view is worth my knees breaking for 3 hours. Regardless, I should share some photos with you guys:

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We ended the hike with a meal because lord knows I was dying from hunger and lack of energy .

Ordered a burger =)

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No more hiking for the next 10 years life boss.

Written from Toronto, Home on March 17, 2019



Categories: Vancouver

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4 replies

  1. View looks amazing!!! As long as the bugs to view ratio is small……..

  2. The photos at the top were pretty damn nice, though! But yeah, not sure about the three hours of pain in order to get them 😆 Hope the burger was worth it too! 🍔

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