Life Diary


You never tell me your feelings!

Says life boss.

Guys don’t feel much is what I usually say.  And I stand by that.  We have two emotions. Hungry and Tired. Don’t know why that’s so hard to understand. But life boss keeps asking me how I felt about the whole birthing process. She keeps bugging me about it. So FINE. Here is my account of what happened:

  • the birthing process was long as fuck. 20+ hours of intense labour. More pain for you of course. But I was also dying because the hospital had two food options. Tim Hortons and me eating my own hand.
  • When we finally started pushing there was a lot of blood. I thought it would freak me out but it didn’t
  • I was hungry so during the pushing process I ordered Hey Noodles (Spicy one too!). It was delicious. It was like I was watching a gorey movie
  • I was working in between pushes (that’s how dedicated I am)
  • After baby boss came out I was tired and wanted to sleep
  • We were stuck in the hospital for 3 days. Longest days of my fucking life.

That it’s. That’s how i felt during the birthing process. Life boss will read this and then start yelling again in her Australian Accent “why you doooorrr that, that’s nort what I warntttt and mearrnt”.


Operation Room
Baby Boss finally out!

Written from Toronto, Home on August 30, 2020


  1. Congratulations! Great to know mom and bub are well…. (and that your belly is full!) Please compare your portions to your bub’s…every time bub has a meal, you should have one too and see how that works out! 😆😆

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