AVOCADO TOAST TASTED LIKE TREE

You read the title right.

I am not shitting you.

Avocado Toast can actually taste like tree.

Really?

Yes.

How is that possible. Where did you get that Choi?

At the Small victory cafe.

What a perfect name for this place.

Why?

Because dining here means you only get a “small victory” for your taste buds and overall satisfaction…okay bad pun haha.

Again, these so called “food bloggers” are saying this is one of the best cafes in the Vancouver.

No, that is not true.

This is definitely not one of the best cafes around. Let me break it down for you all.

Reviews of the food:

• I ordered the croissant sandwich which had ham and avocado (a lot of avocado might I add). It was okay. I tasted mostly avocado and nothing else. The croissant was pretty good though.
• Life boss got the avocado toast because shes aussie. It was good. It tasted like tree. Think they added honey to that shit so it was not too good. 
• The coffee per life boss was only “alright” as well.

Sorry. This place was just not that good.

Like seriously, how do you make something to taste like tree?

We really do think them adding honey to the avocado was a stupid idea. We love avocado but this shit was so bad. Please people, don’t mess with something good and delicious by adding some other random ass ingredient to it.

Sorry to say this Vancouver, but your meals have been disappointing so far….

Written from Toronto, Home on August 17, 2018