Have you ever had your manhood challenged?
Your ego questioned? What do you do? How do you react?
For me, when my manhood is challenged I make it my mission to make sure I am not outdone. Sometimes it works out perfectly well for me. But more often than not it proves to be a detriment to my health.
Let me tell you a story of the time when I overdosed on Chicken Drumsticks because my manhood was on the line.
We decided to have lunch at Bonchon Chicken because why the fuck not. Looked at the menu, and you can either get 3, 5 or 10 pieces of chicken drum sticks. To me usually 3 drumsticks plus fries is more than enough to fill me up, and that’s what I was going to get. Until my female coworker proceeded to order 5 pieces for herself. Fuck. Not only was my manhood being challenged, I also didn’t want her to feel bad, because a guy ordering less than a girl…well you know.
So I stretch out my broad chest (not really) and told the waitress “I will take 5 pieces as well”.
Disaster. The main FML’s were:
- shit was not flavorful
- I felt like I was going to have a heart attack
- I had meat sweat
- It was too much food
Bonchon Chicken has this unique way of making the skin of the chicken wings / drum stick paper thin. Yeah it was thin alright, but I also didn’t taste shit. I literally was eating 5 steamed flavorless drum sticks.
Next time I am just going to swallow my pride and not over eat.
And too bad if I have to offend you ladies, says my stomach / taste buds.
This place was pretty popular. I don’t know why. I think my preferences in food is different than 90% of the population here. So if you still want to give this place a try then go for it.
Oh yeah. I forgot. We also ordered fried dumplings as starters. My gosh did I even go to work afterwards? I probably fell asleep on the table.
After the meal my coworker was in distress.
HAH. yes I was full, but she was just dying. So yes, manhood saved and I AM A WINNER!! Next time we need to discuss as a team how much we should order so this shit doesn’t ever happen again.
Written from Bangkok, Westin Grande on June 15 2017