Low carb diets don’t work in Singapore.
Seriously, not joking. My low carb diet went down the tank the minute I landed in Singapore.
Everything is just carbs, carbs, carbs here.
From chicken rice to bak kut teh (with rice), it’s like the carbs are back with a vengeance.
It also doesn’t help that I have this insane craving for Pizza. Constant craving for pizza.
Craving so bad that when I saw Pizzeria Mozza, a top 10 listed pizza restaurant per Trip Advisor, I knew I had to go in and inhale a pizza.
What’s the problem with that Choi?
It was only 530PM.
Though you are right, it’s okay. I eat around 6ish anyways.
Cool. So in I went, to Heaven.
Where I was greeted by an unfriendly hostess.
Or should I say, bitchy hostess.
She wouldn’t sit me on a normal table, saying they were all reserved. You saying every single one of these tables are reserved?!?!
I tried to reason with her, saying I won’t take long (which I didn’t). Bitch still said no.
Fine, sit me at the damn bar by myself:
Sat down, and ordered my pizza:
- Choi got the Bacon, Salame, Fennel Sausage, Pancetta, Tomato, Mozzarella pizza. Pretty sure there is a fancier name but whatever I fucking forgot okay? At least you know the toppings in my pizza. Crust wasn’t too thick, sauce was damn amazing, just enough cheese on it, the meat of course puts Choi into an orgasmic state. Simply gorgeous this pizza. I see why it’s listed as aa top 10 pizza. Alright bitchy waitress, you have been forgiven!
If only I wasn’t on a low carb diet, I would come back again to inhale another pizza. Ah, how life sucks.
Written from Singapore, Pan Pacific Hotel on November 27, 2017